I’m considering voting for Mitt Romney. Yes, everything he says is wrong-headed, misinformed, or a bald-faced lie. That is true of every politician I’ve ever heard about or examined the record of. So, that’s a big “so-what”. Here’s the thing: I’ve figured out how to exploit that fact.
Find the politician who plans to do all the wrong things, and promises the opposite of smart ideas. For example, anyone who supports the Paul Ryan budget. Anyone who says that deregulation and increased reliance on the finance industry are going to save us. Anyone who wants more religion in schools, and less schools in our schools. Find the chucklehead who is running on a platform of obvious mistakes and retarded reasoning. Now, elect him. When he does the opposite of what he promised, VOILA! your problems are over!

I’m considering voting for Mitt Romney. Yes, everything he says is wrong-headed, misinformed, or a bald-faced lie. That is true of every politician I’ve ever heard about or examined the record of. So, that’s a big “so-what”. Here’s the thing: I’ve figured out how to exploit that fact.

Find the politician who plans to do all the wrong things, and promises the opposite of smart ideas. For example, anyone who supports the Paul Ryan budget. Anyone who says that deregulation and increased reliance on the finance industry are going to save us. Anyone who wants more religion in schools, and less schools in our schools. Find the chucklehead who is running on a platform of obvious mistakes and retarded reasoning. Now, elect him. When he does the opposite of what he promised, VOILA! your problems are over!

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We missed the press release from Trump, Palin, and Hoekstra demanding Romney come clean with his long-form birth certificate. Maybe they sent it to the wrong address? I’d just hate to think that this four-year-long muckraking quest for more documentation of the President’s place of birth was all just a cynical race-baiting ploy or something. — Mitt Romney released his birth certificate yesterday, in advance of his summit with Donald Trump. We sort of felt like that warranted a rant. (via motherjones)

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Nixon,Bush AND Reagan? Fuckk ehh
He can’t be president because he is completely out of touch with any part of America that isn’t stupidly wealthy. He’s never had friends who didn’t have servants, he’s never lived anywhere that wasn’t a mansion. To him, the poor aren’t people, they’re a hypothetical situation, a fantasy construction, a fairy tale.

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Nixon,Bush AND Reagan? Fuckk ehh

He can’t be president because he is completely out of touch with any part of America that isn’t stupidly wealthy. He’s never had friends who didn’t have servants, he’s never lived anywhere that wasn’t a mansion. To him, the poor aren’t people, they’re a hypothetical situation, a fantasy construction, a fairy tale.

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Jon Stewart Explains Republican Mitt Romney

  • Jon Stewart: It's like putting ten percent down on a car, then using the value of that car to get another loan and repay yourself that ten percent and and maybe a little twenty percent... on top for your troubles and then walking away, leaving the car on the hook for the payments.
  • But, for Bain Capital to borrow money from other people, knowing that those debts might never be repaid, while still profiting themselves, I don't know. I don't know how I feel about that business practice. Does it make anyone else uneasy?
  • [video of Romney]: I think it's simply immoral for us as a nation and as a generation, to keep spending more and more money, by borrowing money from other people knowing that those debts will never be repaid during our lifetimes.
  • Stewart: I don't know who that ruggedly handsome guy is but I agree one hundred percent. So there you go and his pitch to Americans seems to be, elect me as your president. I have twenty five years of business experience doing something I believe this country should never ever do.
truth-has-a-liberal-bias:

Here’s what Mitt Romney said after he won the Florida Republican primary last night:“While we celebrate this victory, we must not forget what this election is really about …”… What do you think he said? Not getting the economy moving. Not keeping America safe. Not improving people’s lives.“While we celebrate this victory, we must not forget what this election is really about: defeating Barack Obama.”Then he launched a “One-Term Fund” drive to get his backers to contribute $1 million to make Barack Obama a one-term president.It may not take the Romney camp very long to get to a million — they announced today that just 9 percent of their money comes from donors giving less than $200.It’s also clear that there’s lots of money to be raised from far-right Tea Party types appealing to a very personal dislike of Barack Obama. When Romney tells a reporter that we need a president “who believes in American principles” or that President Obama will be just a “footnote in history,” that’s who he’s talking to.Last night Romney summed it up in one line — for them, it’s all about beating one man and sending his family packing from the White House.Everything else the Republicans say or do is just means to that end.Our campaign is different. It’s about bringing people together to protect the progress we’ve made and make a lot more in a second term.
Jim MessinaCampaign ManagerObama for America

truth-has-a-liberal-bias:

Here’s what Mitt Romney said after he won the Florida Republican primary last night:

“While we celebrate this victory, we must not forget what this election is really about …”

… What do you think he said? Not getting the economy moving. Not keeping America safe. Not improving people’s lives.

“While we celebrate this victory, we must not forget what this election is really about: defeating Barack Obama.”

Then he launched a “One-Term Fund” drive to get his backers to contribute $1 million to make Barack Obama a one-term president.

It may not take the Romney camp very long to get to a million — they announced today that just 9 percent of their money comes from donors giving less than $200.

It’s also clear that there’s lots of money to be raised from far-right Tea Party types appealing to a very personal dislike of Barack Obama. When Romney tells a reporter that we need a president “who believes in American principles” or that President Obama will be just a “footnote in history,” that’s who he’s talking to.

Last night Romney summed it up in one line — for them, it’s all about beating one man and sending his family packing from the White House.

Everything else the Republicans say or do is just means to that end.

Our campaign is different. It’s about bringing people together to protect the progress we’ve made and make a lot more in a second term.

Jim Messina
Campaign Manager
Obama for America

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So I think when the president says fair share, I think there’s a couple of points here, and earlier this hour I said I think there should be a disclaimer underneath, which is the reason why we’re putting up this graphic for you. Because if in fact you’re paying tax on ordinary income and you’re in the highest tax bracket then you’re paying thirty some percent, but then if you take that money that you’ve already paid taxes on and you go and invest and you make a profit, a long term profit more than a year of investment, then you pay another fifteen percent on top of it. And by the way, with the fair share argument forty seven percent of Americans don’t pay federal income tax….But that didn’t get into it, but that is also part of the fair share. So if we are going to be fair to everyone, should those people then start paying something?

Gretchen Carlsson, village idiot of Fox and Friends, attempting to explain why the poor in America should pay even more in taxes, when they can barely pay their taxes now.

Can she just get off her high horse and her head out of her butt? Not everyone in America is a millionaire. Is she that censored and oblivious from real American reality?

People are losing their homes, struggling to pay their bills, having a hard time and wondering when the next time they eat is. And Retching and her delusional Fox News cohorts think that 47% of Americans don’t pay any taxes? They want the dirt poor to pay more?

What a bunch of greedy stuck-up bastards!

How about they switch places with the poor for a change? Then maybe they would start reporting the news the way it is actually happening.

(via thepoliticalfreakshow)

I still can’t believe they’re bringing out that old chestnut of bullshit and asshattery. 47% of Americans don’t pay federal income tax… they pay federal payroll tax, on their income. Which is paid at the exact same rate, through a different channel. Also, Social Security taxes are disproportionately heavy on the 99%, since they are capped. So, when RNCResearch says that the average tax rate in America is 11%, they neglect to point out the extra 20% that I pay, and most of you pay, and that Mitt Romney only paid on $110,000 dollars, which cost him $13,652.40. In Mitt Romney terms, peanuts. Oh, and Medicare tax works the same way. So, here’s the truth to remember: Every statistic, fact, and figure that you hear from Fox News, Pew Research, or the Republican National Convention, has been doctored into a lie, spun into a lie, cherry-picked into a lie, or it started out as a completely fabricated lie.

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