mechanana:

galaxy—girl:

trenchgun:

sex playlist:

  • german naruto opening
  • *shinji screaming*
  • stock sound effect of an elephant
  • rockstar by nickleback
  • “anime” by soulja boy
  • a 6 year old boy making fart noises
  • monks chanting
  • obama

I took the liberty of compiling the playlist for yall. You’re welcome

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We missed the press release from Trump, Palin, and Hoekstra demanding Romney come clean with his long-form birth certificate. Maybe they sent it to the wrong address? I’d just hate to think that this four-year-long muckraking quest for more documentation of the President’s place of birth was all just a cynical race-baiting ploy or something. — Mitt Romney released his birth certificate yesterday, in advance of his summit with Donald Trump. We sort of felt like that warranted a rant. (via motherjones)

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dreams-from-my-father:

strangelanguage:

10 Surprising Statistics About Strippers
1.One-in-three strippers really *are* putting themselves through college.
A study found that 33 percent are, in fact, telling you the truth: It’s college by day, stripping by night.
2.89 percent were raised in a religious home and 91 percent are still close with their parents.
3.About one in eight get health benefits.
And somehow, four percent get vision coverage too.
Read More

I have no shame in admitting that if I had the qualities and skills needed to be a stripper, I would have been one.

dreams-from-my-father:

strangelanguage:

10 Surprising Statistics About Strippers

1.One-in-three strippers really *are* putting themselves through college.

A study found that 33 percent are, in fact, telling you the truth: It’s college by day, stripping by night.

2.89 percent were raised in a religious home and 91 percent are still close with their parents.

3.About one in eight get health benefits.

And somehow, four percent get vision coverage too.

Read More

I have no shame in admitting that if I had the qualities and skills needed to be a stripper, I would have been one.

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And while we’re on the subject, it’s been pointed out that home printers are the only piece of computer technology that hasn’t made any progress since 1995.

And while we’re on the subject, it’s been pointed out that home printers are the only piece of computer technology that hasn’t made any progress since 1995.

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mothernaturenetwork:

How traffic surveillance is invading your privacyWhile they may be a crime deterrent, traffic cameras can range from $67,000 to $80,000 per intersection, a hefty price for the taxpayer.

Funniest part of this article:


But experts say that one of the biggest problems with parking sensors,  as with all of these devices, is the absolute right or wrong of it all.
 
“People get upset when there is 100 percent enforcement,” Stanley said.  “That is something we will have to grapple with as a society.”

HOLY CRAP YOU GUYS THIS IS SO UNFAIR YOU CAN’T BREAK ANY TRAFFIC LAWS AT ALL ANYMORE!!

mothernaturenetwork:

How traffic surveillance is invading your privacy
While they may be a crime deterrent, traffic cameras can range from $67,000 to $80,000 per intersection, a hefty price for the taxpayer.

Funniest part of this article:

But experts say that one of the biggest problems with parking sensors, as with all of these devices, is the absolute right or wrong of it all.
 
“People get upset when there is 100 percent enforcement,” Stanley said. “That is something we will have to grapple with as a society.”
HOLY CRAP YOU GUYS THIS IS SO UNFAIR YOU CAN’T BREAK ANY TRAFFIC LAWS AT ALL ANYMORE!!

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gonzodave:

PBS | Are we becoming a police state? Five things that have civil liberties advocates nervous 


By Sal Gentile  December 7, 2011



Is our Constitution under siege?
Many civil liberties advocates fear it might be. They’re worried  about a provision tucked into the 2012 National Defense Authorization  Act, approved by the Senate last week, that would allow the military to detain without a trial any American citizen accused of being a terrorist, or of supporting terrorists who plot attacks against the United States. The ACLU called the proposal “an extreme position that will forever change our country.”
The indefinite detention provision is just one of many trends in  policing and law enforcement that have civil liberties advocates  alarmed. New external threats, as well as technological advancements,  are posing new challenges to our Constitutional rights, advocates say.  Policymakers are debating those issues in Congress and in the courts  right now, and the decisions they make could have fundamental  consequences for what it means to be an American.
Here are five issues that are especially worrisome to civil liberties watchdogs:
 
1. Indefinite military detentions of U.S. citizens
The provision, part of the bill that authorizes Pentagon spending for  2012, was drafted by Sen. Carl Levin of Michigan and Sen. John McCain  of Arizona, and has bipartisan support in the Senate. The thinking,  according to supporters, is that “America is part of the battlefield” in  the so-called war on terror, as Sen. Kelly Ayotte of New Hampshire put  it, so Americans should be fair game when it comes to finding and  arresting terrorists.
The bill, however, takes the power to arrest and detain terrorists  away from law enforcement officials, like the police or FBI, and gives  it to the military, which, under the law, would have the power to imprison an American who “substantially supports” Al Qaeda, the Taliban or “associated  forces” indefinitely, “without trial until the end of the hostilities.”  And those hostilities aren’t likely to “end” any time soon, since the  law that authorizes the use of military force against terrorists has no  expiration date.
2. Targeting U.S. citizens for killing
Last week, lawyers for the Obama administration defended for the first time the administration’s decision to target radical Yemeni cleric Anwar al-Awlaki, an American citizen, for killing. Awlawki, who was born in New Mexico, was killed in an American missile strike in September; the ACLU has criticized the targeted killing program as  blatantly violating the Fifth Amendment, which guarantees that no  American citizen shall “be deprived of life, liberty, or property,  without due process of law.”
At a national security conference last week, the lawyers for the  Obama administration, CIA counsel Stephen Preston and Pentagon  counsel Jeh Johnson, said American citizens are legitimate targets for  killing when they take up arms against the U.S., according to the  Associated Press. Jameel Jaffer, a deputy legal director for the ACLU, said in an interview in September that the targeted killing program sets up a precedent in which “U.S.  citizens far from any battlefield can be executed by their own  government.”
3. Arresting witnesses for recording police actions
The raids at Occupy Wall Street encampments across the country have  earned media attention primarily for their glaring instances of police  brutality. But they’ve also tested the boundaries of police authority  when it comes to limiting media access to police operations. As many as 30 journalists have been arrested covering Occupy protests, including many who clearly identified themselves as credentialed members of the media. Officials in New York and L.A.,  for example, have also tried to tightly restrict media access to the  Occupy encampments, setting up barricades far away from the actual raids  and allowing only hand-picked journalists to go behind police lines.
Civil liberties advocates have decried these tactics as attempts to  stifle media coverage of the raids. But the media blackouts are  representative of a broader trend in law enforcement in recent years in  which the police have been arresting citizens simply for recording official police actions in public places. Twelve states, for example, have adopted  “eavesdropping” laws that prohibit people from videotaping police  actions without the officers’ consent. And in California, police  officials have openly stated that they will arrest people taking photographs without “apparent esthetic value” if those people seem suspicious. Several courts have ruled these policies unconstitutional.
4. Using GPS to track your every move
The Supreme Court is scheduled to rule soon on a case that could have  far-reaching consequences for privacy in the 21st Century. The justices  were asked to decide whether the police could use GPS devices to track people suspected of crimes without first obtaining a warrant. Police across the country use GPS  devices to track the movements of thousands of criminal suspects every  year, but critics say the practice violates the Fourth Amendment  prohibition against “unreasonable searches and seizures.”
In oral arguments in November, several justices expressed concern  that, as technology improves, the power to track a U.S. citizens’ every  move would only become more dangerous. “If you win this case, then there  is nothing to prevent the police or the government from monitoring 24  hours a day the public movement of every citizen of the United States,”  Justice Stephen Breyer told the lawyer for the Justice Department, which  is defending warrantless GPS tracking. That, Breyer added, “sounds like  ’1984.’”
5. Surveillance drones spying on American soil
The use of drones to spy on states like Pakistan and Iran has become  so popular in national security circles that many domestic law  enforcement agencies are now considering using these spy planes to conduct covert surveillance on American soil. Drones are already used to patrol the U.S.-Mexico border,  but now many police officials across the country are advocating for the  use of drones in other types of police actions, like hunting fugitives,  finding missing children and monitoring protest movements.
These drones, advocates note, can not only monitor large urban expanses,  they can also use artificial intelligence “seek out and record certain  types of suspicious behavior,” whatever that may be. The Orlando police,  for example, initially requested two spy drones to help police the Republican National Convention next year, before  changing their minds for budgetary reasons. Some police officials have  even openly discussed arming the spy planes with “non-lethal weapons” like Tasers or bean bag guns.
These drones, and other tactics imported from battlefield to American  soil, are an example of how the “war on terror” has threatened core  protections guaranteed to American citizens by the Constitution, civil  liberties advocates say. The erosion of these protections has been  supported by both Democrats and Republicans alike. And, as the ACLU put  it, the debate over these tactics “goes to the very heart of who we are  as Americans.”

gonzodave:

PBS | Are we becoming a police state? Five things that have civil liberties advocates nervous

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Alabama One Step From Reinstating Slavery

This article describes quite well how Alabama is going about this. Alabama, a few months back, got real scared of all them brown illegals crawling through the tall grass stealing jobs, so Alabama outlawed ‘em and sent their cops through the land, demanding to see everyone’s proof of citizenship.

So, all of Alabama’s migrant workers ran like hell. Even the ones that were there legally. That is wrong on so many levels, but Alabama’s lawmakers only recognize one problem with this: apparently, Alabama’s entire economy depends on picking things, and all the thing-picking jobs were held by Latino migrant workers who are gone now.

So, a bunch of policymakers, bureaucrats and genial Southern land-owners got together, and now they’re trying to hash out a plan whereby Alabama’s prison population will be put to work on private farms.

Private farms, for profit. This is worlds different than roadside clean-up, or prison farms, or stamping license plates. This is not public work for the public good, this is a new animal: Alabama is about to start taking its inmates and loaning them for a fee to private companies and businessmen. “Loaning for a fee” is a lot like “leasing”.

Alabama, good old Suthin-land-o-goshin, is about to start taking its (primarily black) prison population and auctioning them off to plantation owners. Really.

missgingerlee:

hollow-gram:

I think riot kid is a pretty cool guy, eh throws crap at cops and doesn’t afraid of anything. [sic]

A LOT of people want to know the back story on this and so I will provide it to the best of my knowledge here:

The picture originally comes from photographer Evandro Monteiro, and was taken during a police action in Sao Paulo, Brazil. And while we look at an image like this and recognize what it inspires in us all, we still kind of assume the kid was just joking around. The boy probably didn’t know what he was doing at the time; he was just making funny faces at the cops until his panicked mother could sprint in and sweep him away. But then there’s the next image of the riot kid from Monteiro’s portfolio that implies otherwise.

So not only was he actually standing out in that street, alone, hurling rocks at the police (which is way more impetus than they need in Sao Paulo to beat some ghetto kid to death,) but he was so overcome with rage afterward that he stripped to the waist, slammed his jacket to the dirt, puffed out his chest and dared them to make a move. This was not a joke, or a childish prank. This was life or death.

Literally.

The photographer has this child tagged as a ‘street boy.’ That’s not a generic descriptor. In Sao Paulo ‘street child’ refers to a specific type of young homeless in the city. There are thousands, if not millions of them in Brazil, and they’re largely considered pests. Roughly 20% of police homicides in Sao Paulo are minors. In fact, the street children are so reviled that in some places, local shopkeepers and low-level politicians actually put out bounties on their heads to the tune of about $50 per kid. As a result, masked death squads rove the streets of Brazil at night, eliminating children.

And while that knowledge is incredibly awful, and gut-churning, and heart-dropping, and just makes you want to burn this whole miserable species to the ground and hope that nature knows enough to start from scratch this time, it also drastically magnifies the importance of this images.

This is not the same as a white, English-speaking child playing at revolutionary because he’s got the implied protection of society. This boy is not joking, and he is not safe. If he’s really a ‘street child,’ then those cops he’s challenging are the men that might make half a week’s pay for murdering him, and would face little to no reprisal for it. And if he really is a ‘street child,’ then he is utterly alone up there: It’s unlikely any of the other people in those photos have a vested interest in whether he lives or dies.

And he simply does.

Not.

Care.

Because there is nothing on this earth - not overwhelming odds, nor brutal police states, nor fear, nor violence, nor the kind of horrible, devouring apathy that makes things like death squads for children possible - that will ever, from now until the heat death of this whole screwed universe, force this kid to sit down and put his fucking shirt back on.

Please instead consider spending time visiting and possibly donating to a fund for street children, like Action for Brazil’s Children.

This kid makes me cry. For oh so many reasons, he makes me cry. 

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How Republicans are being taught to talk about Occupy Wall Street

God, I’m actually posting from Yahoo News. Gag me. However, this article actually includes all eleven talking points, which few articles do.

Basically, Frank Luntz, the guy who taught Republicans to tell all the same lies, and to phrase everything in Republican ways, (he invented “job creator”, “climate change”, and “spin” to replace “the rich”, “global warming”, and “lies”, among many many other contributions) has released to the Republicans their new handbook on words to say that will soothe Americans into opposing the Occupant uprising and let themselves be lulled back into blissful consumerist daze. Quoted from article below.

1. Don’t say ‘capitalism.’

“I’m trying to get that word removed and we’re replacing it with either ‘economic freedom’ or ‘free market,’ ” Luntz said. “The public . . . still prefers capitalism to socialism, but they think capitalism is immoral. And if we’re seen as defenders of quote, Wall Street, end quote, we’ve got a problem.”

2. Don’t say that the government ‘taxes the rich.’ Instead, tell them that the government ‘takes from the rich.’

“If you talk about raising taxes on the rich,” the public responds favorably, Luntz cautioned. But  ”if you talk about government taking the money from hardworking Americans, the public says no. Taxing, the public will say yes.”

3. Republicans should forget about winning the battle over the ‘middle class.’ Call them ‘hardworking taxpayers.’

“They cannot win if the fight is on hardworking taxpayers. We can say we defend the ‘middle class’ and the public will say, I’m not sure about that. But defending ‘hardworking taxpayers’ and Republicans have the advantage.”

 

4. Don’t talk about ‘jobs.’ Talk about ‘careers.’

“Everyone in this room talks about ‘jobs,’” Luntz said. “Watch this.”

He then asked everyone to raise their hand if they want a “job.” Few hands went up. Then he asked who wants a “career.” Almost every hand was raised.

“So why are we talking about jobs?”

5. Don’t say ‘government spending.’ Call it ‘waste.’

“It’s not about ‘government spending.’ It’s about ‘waste.’ That’s what makes people angry.”

6. Don’t ever say you’re willing to ‘compromise.’

“If you talk about ‘compromise,’ they’ll say you’re selling out. Your side doesn’t want you to ‘compromise.’ What you use in that to replace it with is ‘cooperation.’ It means the same thing. But cooperation means you stick to your principles but still get the job done. Compromise says that you’re selling out those principles.”

7. The three most important words you can say to an Occupier: ‘I get it.’

“First off, here are three words for you all: ‘I get it.’ … ‘I get that you’re angry. I get that you’ve seen inequality. I get that you want to fix the system.”

Then, he instructed, offer Republican solutions to the problem.

8. Out: ‘Entrepreneur.’ In: ‘Job creator.’

Use the phrases “small business owners” and “job creators” instead of “entrepreneurs” and “innovators.”

9. Don’t ever ask anyone to ‘sacrifice.’

“There isn’t an American today in November of 2011 who doesn’t think they’ve already sacrificed. If you tell them you want them to ‘sacrifice,’ they’re going to be be pretty angry at you. You talk about how ‘we’re all in this together.’ We either succeed together or we fail together.”

10. Always blame Washington.

Tell them, “You shouldn’t be occupying Wall Street, you should be occupying Washington. You should occupy the White House because it’s the policies over the past few years that have created this problem.”

BONUS:

Don’t say ‘bonus!’

Luntz advised that if they give their employees an income boost during the holiday season, they should never refer to it as a “bonus.”

“If you give out a bonus at a time of financial hardship, you’re going to make people angry. It’s ‘pay for performance.’”

where in the world is carmen sandiego?

helloimbecca:

I am playing this. http://dosdose.com/game/13/where_in_the_world_is_carmen_sandiego/

it’s a java version of the game. it’s awesome.

this game + google = I AM THE BEST DETECTIVE EVER