midsouth-foreskin-restoration:

Please reblog this ribbon if you believe a person’s body belongs to THAT PERSON and no one else.

midsouth-foreskin-restoration:

Please reblog this ribbon if you believe a person’s body belongs to THAT PERSON and no one else.

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bindusara:

Easter baskets in our family come with tequila.

bindusara:

Easter baskets in our family come with tequila.

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WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg

me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit  (via jtoday)

WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL

(via jtoday)

and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital 

(via panconkiwi)

That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it

(via gallifrey-feels)

There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it.

(via intheforestofthenight)

yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS.

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thissstuff:

Now, videogames haven’t made me violent, but they have made me feel like I’m supposed to pick this up.

thissstuff:

Now, videogames haven’t made me violent, but they have made me feel like I’m supposed to pick this up.

(via brother-mouse)

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lucifersblog:

d3florate:

psychoprism:

yoloween:

hail satan

rain satan

snow satan

tomorrow there is a 90% chance of precipisatan

it’ll be foggy in the morning, lots of condensatan

OK, when you guys get down here to hell, give the doorman your URLs and I’ll get you VIP treatment.

You guys are alright.

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comedycentral:

Which of these #RuinAChildrensBook tweets is destined to become a time-honored classic? Find out on a new @midnight, tonight after Colbert.

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ml-wl:

"Daft SteamPunk", by Lehuss

ml-wl:

"Daft SteamPunk", by Lehuss

sprintingbackwards:

hotrodsparrow:

howlsmoving-asshole:

howllor:

oh my godddddd there is a new swedish reality tv show where they are tracking down internet trolls and confronting them about the death threats they’ve sent to people, since it’s actually illegal.

watching them try to explain how it’s not them is the best entertainment i’ve ever seen.

this episode ended with them fining him 5000 SEK to be paid to the victim!

guess what America should do

WHAT IS THE NAME OF THIS AND ALSO SOMEONE TEACH ME HOW TO SPEAK SWEDISH!

I think the show is called Trolljägarna, or “Troll Hunters”. Here’s an article about it and here is a link to the first episode (in Swedish). I can not wait to find a subtitled version!!

geekgirlsmash:

mister-creeps:

rpgprotip:

Yes they do, Andrew WK.

I am a goddamn party ANIMAL.

geekgirlsmash:

mister-creeps:

rpgprotip:

Yes they do, Andrew WK.

I am a goddamn party ANIMAL.

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