urserlicious:

competetive multiplayer game where one person plays a baby and another person has to go around baby proofing their house and the baby’s goal is to kill itself as fast as possible

(via demisnowflake)

miketooch:

jadekittykat:

miketooch:

oinonio:

Can we please stop pretending it is possible to live on minimum wage?

Only if we also stop pretending Andrew Jackson isn’t slowly getting closer and closer to crawling out of the money to get us…

i..

If I ever have any regrets, my addition to this post will never be one of them.

miketooch:

jadekittykat:

miketooch:

oinonio:

Can we please stop pretending it is possible to live on minimum wage?

Only if we also stop pretending Andrew Jackson isn’t slowly getting closer and closer to crawling out of the money to get us…

i..

If I ever have any regrets, my addition to this post will never be one of them.

(via 3-jane)

typhoeus971:

"I’m a detective! Duh!!!"
Jim you’re the best!

typhoeus971:

"I’m a detective! Duh!!!"

Jim you’re the best!

(via hailingtheglowcloudintensifies)

tilastrinity:

glita:

oh

my

god

Insane yet awesome.

takesocietycamping:

Necessary.

takesocietycamping:

Necessary.

(via 3-jane)

No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved, you know? For a little bit. I feel like the maid. “I just cleaned up this mess. Can we keep it clean for ten minutes?”

(via sylphaeon)

monokuma:

why am i allowed to name pokemon

monokuma:

why am i allowed to name pokemon

(via brother-mouse)

mundosdepapel:

vanconcastiel:

consulting-cannibal:

based on this chat post

i just—

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I’ll give the Destiel Shippers credit. They make the funniest shit.

A+ on the bisexuality explanation

(via brother-mouse)

Obama vs the Dutch Prime Minister

dcblades:

cal-zone:

THIS ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN. My graphic designer soul is sobbing.

Nothing beats imagination.

(via brother-mouse)

makoto-maegillypuff:

becdecorbin:

hobbitkaiju:

iguanamouth:

deep sea mermaids

GOOD LORD

GOOD

A. Vampire Squids are amazing and B. I love this because who ever said that mermaids had to be the essence of beauty? These ladies are rad. 

(via brother-mouse)