laughhard:

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angieatthezoo:

gingerhaze:

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I think you meant “My Life: a summary”

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itsagellyfish:

German pickup lines for the win.

itsagellyfish:

German pickup lines for the win.

myzaree:

I’m so full of anger right now.

dnclrk:

airpi:

A POLITE DOGE has approached you

  • ACCEPT TEA
  • REFUSE TEA

You have ACCEPTED TEA

The DOGE IS PLEASED

LOOK AT IT

(via koalatics)

kasmir-the-soulless-ginger:

Asshole
Source: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/comics/critical-miss/8887-Harry-Potter

kasmir-the-soulless-ginger:

Asshole

Source: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/comics/critical-miss/8887-Harry-Potter

homebrewdm:

prototype2213:

suicunesrider:

captain-childishfirewarrior:

phoenixwings56:

ask-the-tooth-fairy:

deanneedsme:

niklausthedelicateflower:

meredithcheats:

ask-kol:

ghostgetter:

zombiekillerofclassone:

Iron Man 3
Can I be Pepper? Please?

Iron Man 3. I AM IRON MAN.

the truman show. repetitively fucked. being fucked is my life.

Hellraiser.
So pretty damn fucked.

The Avengers. Loki can fuck me… Whah….

((FUCK, I WATCHED ‘DODGEBALL’.. OH WAIT I GET 5 MIL SWEET))

//Each Harry Potter movie
I’M COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS

Monster’s Inc. 
I don’t know how  to feel. 

Cat’s Don’t Dance
I’m fine!!!

Rise of the me flying away to have a mother fucking good time LATER SUCKERRRRS

Iron Man 3. So I’m either Iron Man, Pepper Potts, or a possibly exploding manic?

Django Unchained, I guess it depends what character I am, but everyone is pretty screwed at some point in that movie

John Dies At The End - … Not sure… pretty sure I’m hosed. 
edit: Just remembered, went to see Star Trek: Into Darkness yesterday. Since I’m obviously the vastly superior being with the blue eyes and deep manly voice, (spoilers: it’s Khan), I’m definitely hosed.

homebrewdm:

prototype2213:

suicunesrider:

captain-childishfirewarrior:

phoenixwings56:

ask-the-tooth-fairy:

deanneedsme:

niklausthedelicateflower:

meredithcheats:

ask-kol:

ghostgetter:

zombiekillerofclassone:

Iron Man 3

Can I be Pepper? Please?

Iron Man 3. I AM IRON MAN.

the truman show. repetitively fucked. being fucked is my life.

Hellraiser.

So pretty damn fucked.

The Avengers. Loki can fuck me… Whah….

((FUCK, I WATCHED ‘DODGEBALL’.. OH WAIT I GET 5 MIL SWEET))

//Each Harry Potter movie

I’M COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS

Monster’s Inc. 

I don’t know how  to feel. 

Cat’s Don’t Dance

I’m fine!!!

Rise of the me flying away to have a mother fucking good time LATER SUCKERRRRS

Iron Man 3. So I’m either Iron Man, Pepper Potts, or a possibly exploding manic?

Django Unchained, I guess it depends what character I am, but everyone is pretty screwed at some point in that movie

John Dies At The End - … Not sure… pretty sure I’m hosed. 

edit: Just remembered, went to see Star Trek: Into Darkness yesterday. Since I’m obviously the vastly superior being with the blue eyes and deep manly voice, (spoilers: it’s Khan), I’m definitely hosed.

maxcapacity:

i was just getting mad about this a minute ago

maxcapacity:

i was just getting mad about this a minute ago

(via homebrewdm)

squidwhite:

I’m not easily grossed-out or disturbed but when all that is on your dash for 3 hours is a guy getting cut in half by a chainsaw you just get tiered of seeing it. So heres to all you people with weak stomachs or post you just are tired of looking at. Reblog this cool thing for comfort and style.

squidwhite:

I’m not easily grossed-out or disturbed but when all that is on your dash for 3 hours is a guy getting cut in half by a chainsaw you just get tiered of seeing it. So heres to all you people with weak stomachs or post you just are tired of looking at. Reblog this cool thing for comfort and style.