
German pickup lines for the win.

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Asshole
Source: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/comics/critical-miss/8887-Harry-Potter
via a friend who just visited him in prison.
Andrew is currently serving 3.5 years for revealing a security flaw by AT&T. He has been in administrative segregation for twenty days as punishment for using his payphone calls to post to Soundcloud, and for sending pre-written…

Iron Man 3
Can I be Pepper? Please?
Iron Man 3. I AM IRON MAN.
the truman show. repetitively fucked. being fucked is my life.
Hellraiser.
So pretty damn fucked.
The Avengers. Loki can fuck me… Whah….
((FUCK, I WATCHED ‘DODGEBALL’.. OH WAIT I GET 5 MIL SWEET))
//Each Harry Potter movie
I’M COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Monster’s Inc.
I don’t know how to feel.
Cat’s Don’t Dance
I’m fine!!!
Rise of the me flying away to have a mother fucking good time LATER SUCKERRRRS
Iron Man 3. So I’m either Iron Man, Pepper Potts, or a possibly exploding manic?
Django Unchained, I guess it depends what character I am, but everyone is pretty screwed at some point in that movie
John Dies At The End - … Not sure… pretty sure I’m hosed.
edit: Just remembered, went to see Star Trek: Into Darkness yesterday. Since I’m obviously the vastly superior being with the blue eyes and deep manly voice, (spoilers: it’s Khan), I’m definitely hosed.


I’m not easily grossed-out or disturbed but when all that is on your dash for 3 hours is a guy getting cut in half by a chainsaw you just get tiered of seeing it. So heres to all you people with weak stomachs or post you just are tired of looking at. Reblog this cool thing for comfort and style.









